The following is a Public Service Announcement:
There is a fifth column,
I will not be attending this rally (as a pro-American, pro-Israel counter -demonstrator) as it is my Sabbath. However if any true patriots are planning to attend, don’t forget to pack your ClueBats! You’ll definitely need ‘em!
Update: Don’t forget some good pro-American protest gear! Check out Protest Warrior and Below The Fold’s store