Rats!
‘Crats’: rodents harass Israeli soldiers
Israeli soldiers stationed in the tense West Bank city of Hebron have recently been battling an enemy they define as more scary then Palestinian militants: enormous rats.
The rats, lured by piles of garbage in Hebron’s streets, have become so daring they have even infiltrated military barracks and bitten at least two heavily armed combat soldiers – one in the ear and the other on the lip, the Israeli newspaper Maariv reported.
The rodents have grown so large that soldiers are calling them the Hebrew equivalent of “crats” due to their increasing similarity to the stray cats, Maariv reported.
I’m waiting for the Palesitinains to claim that these giant rats are mutants caused by some secret Israeli radioactive/biochem weapon. Something absurd like that.
On a more serious note, I eagerly await a post from Publius & Co. (who is a major rat blogger for those who don’t know)
So un-PC….but so Funny
[via ATS]
Just in time for your belated Hannukah and Christmas present giving, the brand new, Terrorist Playing Card set. Modeled after the US Central Command deck of 52, this deck will appeal to the pro-Israel members of the Zionist Neocon Cabal™ (or any other pro-Israel person with a warped sense of humor). Play cards with celebs such as: Abdalla Shami, Basem El-Saadi, Imad Fayez Mugniyah, Ismail Abu Shneb and many more!
The cards are made in Israel, so purchasing them will benefit the Israeli economy!
And while I’m on a post dedicated to non-PC humor, there’s also the set of infamous ATS Palestinian Lightbulb Jokes. Any one got any ISM lightbulb jokes?
All that “End of the Year” Stuff
I’m not big on all this “year in review”/predictions for “2004″ type stuff. I think a lot of it is simply silly, and in some cases may just be used to boost a columnists’ ego. Granted, there are some funny ones. I guess my real issue is that so many people make these, and they’re just fodder.
That’s my not so deep thought for the morning. I’m waiting to go to the gym (perhaps that’ll improve my mood).
Real Good News or Strategic Disinformation?
MEMRI is apparently reporting (via translation) that: Report: Al Qaeda Big Arrested
Strategic Disinformation? or is it really good news?