From the office

Conversation on the phone yesterday:

Mystery patient: “Yes, I left a message for a refill on my pain medication”

Me: “Ma’am, we don’t prescribe pain medications at this office. We’re a [niche specialty] only”

Patient: “Well I left a message for a refill and I want my pain medication”

Me: “Ma’am, as I said before, we don’t prescribe such drugs at our office.

Patient: Repeats herself

Me: “Can I have your name and date of birth”
….checks computer…

Me: “Ma’am, you’ve never been to our office nor are you a patient here”

Mystery pain lady: “Oh where are you located”

Me: Gives address

Woman: “oops, wrong office” *click*

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