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		<title>Noteable Quotables</title>
		<link>http://brandeiswiz.onefinejay.com/2011/03/13/9078/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 13 Mar 2011 22:47:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A quote from NYC&#8217;s most awesomest mixologist: “Ice is to a cocktail like a stove is to a chef,” (Source: Metro NY&#8211;Friday March 11 edition) Discuss amongst yourself&#8230;. /This bartender also knows my standard order of a Diet Pepsi as well. Not necessarily on the rocks.]]></description>
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		<title>Noteable Quoatables</title>
		<link>http://brandeiswiz.onefinejay.com/2011/01/30/8995/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 30 Jan 2011 23:29:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[From our SVP at work on choosing an EMR platform: &#8220;Choosing a database isn&#8217;t like choosing a girlfriend. A girlfriend you can break up with if things don&#8217;t work out. A database is more like a marriage, you&#8217;re stuck with it&#8221; /Geek humor?]]></description>
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		<title>Funny Quote</title>
		<link>http://brandeiswiz.onefinejay.com/2010/12/06/8886/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Dec 2010 03:12:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[From an online forum: &#8220;Fantasy football is like Dungeons and Dragons for the crwod that used to beat up on the D&#038;D players&#8221;]]></description>
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		<title>Quote from the boss</title>
		<link>http://brandeiswiz.onefinejay.com/2010/08/24/8648/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Aug 2010 01:15:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[After asking me for computer help&#8230; &#8220;You must think that we&#8217;re all weird here [at work]&#8221; *shrugged* fixed the problem and laughed (with my boss).]]></description>
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		<title>Scary quote from work</title>
		<link>http://brandeiswiz.onefinejay.com/2010/08/07/8597/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Aug 2010 01:17:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[From yesterday, after agreeing to being a venipuncture volunteer: From a girl feeling-up my forearms&#8230;. &#8220;ooh, you have such nice arms, can I stick a catheter in you? Not quite sure how to respond to that one&#8230;]]></description>
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		<title>Conversation of the day</title>
		<link>http://brandeiswiz.onefinejay.com/2010/01/18/7988/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Jan 2010 02:16:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jaws</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Amusing]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[While the girls are discussing Jersey Shore. Girl 1: &#8220;What&#8217;s that quote&#8230;something like &#8216;it takes three things to make a guido&#8230;gym, tanning, laundy&#8221; Me (passing by): &#8220;crap! I&#8217;m 2/3rds of the way there&#8211;I hit the gym and do my own laundry!&#8221; Laughter ensues. /No, I don&#8217;t tan on purpose. Only what sunlight I get in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Quote of the day</title>
		<link>http://brandeiswiz.onefinejay.com/2009/12/15/7884/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Dec 2009 02:20:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Public trust is something scientists must work hard to maintain. When it comes to science and public policy, the average citizen usually has to trust scientists—whose word he or she has to take on faith almost as much as a religious believer takes the word of a priest. Once that trust is undermined, as it [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Overheard at the gym</title>
		<link>http://brandeiswiz.onefinejay.com/2009/11/11/7757/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Nov 2009 03:41:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This one brought a smile to my face: Trainer to (new) client: &#8220;We&#8217;re going to work not to just get you big&#8230;but 70s big!&#8221; [perplexed look on client's face]]]></description>
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		<title>Charlie Rangel is an idiot</title>
		<link>http://brandeiswiz.onefinejay.com/2009/05/31/7183/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 31 May 2009 17:23:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Congressman Rangel: &#8220;If you become an officer and you have a pistol and you are of color, in or out of uniform, your chances of getting shot down by a police officer are a lot heavier than if you were not of color,&#8221; Not to mention that as the story has been reported now, when [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Quote of the Day</title>
		<link>http://brandeiswiz.onefinejay.com/2008/09/01/6264/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Sep 2008 20:59:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jaws</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[And everyone was saying the same thing: the governor&#8217;s 17-year-old daughter is pregnant, the father is her boyfriend, and it&#8217;s really nobody&#8217;s business beyond that.&#8211;Nathan Thornburgh in Time Magazine (online)]]></description>
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